Chelsea Handler said something stupid. Must be Thursday.
Desperate to obtain the moral high ground in the gun control debate, the perpetually unfunny comedienne tweeted Thursday that her armed security “don’t carry semi-automatic weapons.”
My armed guards aren’t killing children and don’t have semi automatic weapons.— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 28, 2018
But unless they’re running around with lever-action rifles and crossbows, I think it’s safe to say Chelsea has no clue what a “semi-automatic weapon” is. And Twitter was quick to point that out.
A live shot of Chelsea's security detail defending her from threats. pic.twitter.com/r4b80zK0i4— Brittany Hughes (@RealBrittHughes) March 29, 2018
Chelsea's crew pic.twitter.com/IMJjnvf38U— note to self (@Deviludont) March 29, 2018
So, your armed security is carrying revolvers?— Michael A. Leach (@michaelaleach) March 29, 2018
Your armed guards carry guns that have to be manually cocked after every shot?— Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) March 29, 2018
They use revolvers and lever-actions?— K. S. Bowden (@ksb_works) March 29, 2018
We'll wait here while you go ask them what they carry. I guarantee you they will not agree with your statement about what it's called that they carry.— Tif 🕆 ❤ (@simplyorganicT) March 29, 2018
And I don't know anyone who has a gun that walks around killing children thank you very much!
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What are they carrying? Flintlock pistols? pic.twitter.com/6bumgZ07mq— Boomer654 (@Boomer654) March 29, 2018
So your guards carry muzzle loaders?— 603Blake (@603Blake) March 29, 2018
Are they armed with the same sense of smug ignorance? Asking for a whole lot of folks.— Sean Wilson (@Connectionary) March 29, 2018
I would kindly ask Chelsea to learn what the heck she’s talking about before opening up her word-hole and vomiting stupid all over the floor.
But then she just wouldn’t be Chelsea, would she?
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