They’re baaaaack.
A group of over-hyped and underwhelming celebrities (seriously, who are some of these people?!) have come out with YET ANOTHER ridiculous propaganda video taking aim at President Donald Trump, this time targeting his recent executive order temporarily pausing the U.S. refugee program for seven Middle Eastern countries.
It's an interesting move, since it didn’t work when celebs tried to get Americans to vote against Donald Trump. Twice. It also didn’t work when they burst into song for Hillary Clinton.
And when they vowed to “survive” Trump’s inauguration, a la Gloria Gaynor, we just cringed.
But just like Hollywood tends to remake old movies for a lack of new ideas, some celebs have decided that more elitist, ridiculous and hyperbolic talk-videos is just what America needs to pull a hokey-pokey and turn itself around.
“There sure has been a lot of hullabaloo going on with President Trump’s last executive order,” Shailene Woodley says in this latest clip, temporarily causing us to forget that she eats clay while we try desperately to remember her last successful movie.
Woodley & Friends have apparently decided that the only way for Donald Trump to have made such an egregious error as to ban Muslims from America -- which he didn’t, by the way -- is for him to be accidentally reading from an “alternative” Constitution (although, probably not the same one Obama was using).
“He’s working from the wrong Constitution, and he doesn’t even know it,” model Cara Delevingne mourns.
“It looks like many have tried to destroy the alternate Constitution. But it has some sort of dark, magic protecting it,” adds Susan Sarandon.
One random woman I’m not familiar with, but who apparently had a background character stint on a TV show this one time according to Google, adds: “So please, if anyone’s watching who might be near President Trump, swap out his cursed Constitution for a real one as soon as you can. It’s truly for his own good. If he doesn’t, he’s bound to keep making embarrassing mistakes, like he did this weekend.”
Yep. Embarrassing mistakes
Kiiiiiiiinda like this one, Hollywood.
If you have a few minutes and several hundred brain cells to kill, check out the video below (although be warned: celebrities don't know how to form complete sentences without using profanity).