Based on how spectacularly it bombed at the box office, we knew Disney’s ‘Snow White’ remake was a steaming pile of crap - but this isn’t exactly what we meant when we said it.
It turns out that on top of alienating audiences with an obnoxiously feminist lead, a total rewrite of a beloved classic tale, and the inclusion of seven CGI dwarves straight out of a child’s nightmares, the entertainment company’s latest live action remake produced more carbon emissions than 2001’s ‘The Fast and the Furious’ film, which was a movie literally about sports cars and drag racing.
Because apparently, Disney was plenty "woke" enough to racially reconfigure an iconically fair-skinned princess (for "diversity"!), strip her of her love interest in favor of being an independent Boss Babe, transform the Prince into a rogue leader of a band of homeless, socialist thieves, and rely on a computer-generated bunch of little people rather than cast actual dwarves to avoid offending anyone - but the left-leaning train stopped shy at voluntarily curbing their own CO2 emissions,
Fox News reports that:
According to an analysis of over 250 Walt Disney Movie sets, "Snow White" and "The Little Mermaid" produced more pollution than any other Disney film made in the United Kingdom since 2019, when environmental reporting requirements first went into effect, according to the Guardian report.
In fact, both films separately “produced more pollution than the annual amount produced by Birmingham and Luton airports” and surpassed “the annual totals for Blackpool Pleasure Beach and London’s O2 Arena.”
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The film opened to a paltry $43 million (and that’s a slight round-up) on its first weekend at the box office, dropping a stunning 66% to just over $14 million the second, and plummeting to $6.1 million during its third weekend after being dropped from hundreds of theaters. The film is currently on track to cost Disney $115 billion and could potentially mark the worst live action remake in the company’s history.
Looks like Rachel Zegler spewing hot air was quite literally the last thing this movie needed - and in more ways than one.