Here's something nobody asked for, ever: Rosie O'Donnell - the same one who takes to social media to talk about her insomnia since moving to another country to "escape" Donald Trump, that one - plays a lesbian nun who loses her virginity to a woman in the new Sex and the City spin-off.
According to this, O'Donnell is featured in the premiere episode of season 3 of "And Just Like That," the follow-up to the popular 1990's romantic comedy-drama television series. The 63-year-old actress plays "Mary," a nun visiting New York City who meets Miranda (played by Cynthia Nixon) at a gay bar and proceeds to go back to a hotel with her, where the two engage in Mary's first sexual experience.
Miranda then meets up with Carrie (played by Sarah Jessica Parker) and tells her all about how she just "had sex with a nun," telling her, "In my defense, Mary never mentioned she was a nun. And she was dressed like a regular lesbian…In fact, she didn't mention it until right after she told me she was a virgin."
All this apparently leads Carrie to joke, "So, you deflowered the Virgin Mary?"
Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
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The episode follows Miranda as she tries to duck Mary's calls until the pair finally end up meeting in Times Square, where Mary explains that she'd "never leave God" for a woman, but that she's happy she finally met "this person [that] was somewhere inside of me" thanks to the lesbian hook-up.
So there you have it, in case you needed any more reasons to not watch this garbage show. Well, other than the fact that Rosie O'Donnell was in it at all.