Oreo - yes, the cookie company, which makes...and let me check my notes again, here...cookies - just released a new ad in time for "Pride Month."
Which, if you're wondering why on earth a company that makes cookies needs to opine about sexuality, gender, or whether someone should be "proud" of what bits they have and what holes they stick them in, let me offer a possible answer: they shouldn't. And yet, while other companies have begun scaling back their rainbow marketing heading into this June, Oreo is going full-bore into "Pride" month with a three-minute (yes, three minute) ad about the importance of "accepting" the queers in your life.
Oh, and there's a picture of a cookie during the last three seconds, which makes up literally the only reference to an Oreo product in pretty much the entire mini-film.
The "ad" focuses on a lesbian Middle Eastern couple heading to on of the women's homes to meet her family, where she's clearly nervous about being greeted with judgment, open hostility, being thrown off a buildin- oh, sorry. This isn't Palestine.
Never fear, though! all her fears are put to rest, however, when her father paints the fence to the family home in bright rainbow colors, validating all his daughter's feelings while diminishing his home value and probably starting a fight with his HOA.
And all of this is supposed to make you want to buy a sandwich cookie.
Behold.
This is a commercial for Oreo cookies. 🏳️🌈
— Anti Woke Memes (@AntiWokeMemes) June 4, 2025
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