If you're a police officer trying to find the culprit of a crime based on the details you're given, well...best of luck to you.
And if you're an everyday Joe trying to figure out how to make heads or tails of this absolutely insane state we seem to have found ourselves in as a society, even more to you.
According to local reports, a 22-year-old "woman" has been arrested for the murder of a 40-year-old man. Victoria Greyson of Chicago has been charged with one felony count of first-degree murder and one felony count of conceal homicidal death after allegedly beating the man to death and then covering up his murder. The victim was found dead in his apartment, though no details have been released.
Despite the notable lack of description in the articles, the news did make plenty of local headlines.
"Chicago woman arrested for fatally beating man, concealing his death: CPD," Fox32 Chicago reported. The Chicago Sun-Times echoed, "Woman charged in beating death of man in South Shore."
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There's just one problem - well, other than the fact that a guy was killed and someone is responsible for it. Here's "Victoria Greyson," the "woman" in question:
Notice anything amiss?
Like, say, Greyson's 5 o'clock shadow? Strong jaw and broad cheekbones? The Adam's apple? The fact that this very obvious man looks like he's about 40 himself?
May God help any purportedly civilized nation that buys this absolute crock, or any society that believes it can exist while peddling such utter delusion.