The “body positivity” movement would have you believe that no amount of morbid obesity, no number of fat rolls, no insulin level due to a few too many extra-large Big Macs, should make you feel ashamed of yourself.
But if you nearly capsize your buddy’s vehicle thanks to the sheer square footage of your rear end? Perhaps it’s time to put down the Twinkies and take a hard look at yourself - however much of the mirror that might take up.
Example? Recording artist Lizzo, who’s made a name for herself not so much because of her singing chops, but for pouring her jelly belly into outfits made from dental floss and Christmas ribbon, flaunting her plus-plus-plus-sized curves as some symbol of women’s empowerment. (Her own, not Little Debbie’s.) But it turns out that no matter how many worthless Grammys you rake in or how many rabid leftists praise you for being willing to show up to the airport in assless leggings with your cellulite on full display, the bathroom scale don’t care. And neither does physics.
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As was evidenced when Lizzo recently hoisted herself into the back of a golf cart carrying fellow recording artist Cardi B, only to cause the whole vehicle to pop a wheelie and nearly tip over before being grabbed by a few panicked employees.
Lizzo almost flipped Cardi’s golf cart 😆 pic.twitter.com/lBToD1dyqK
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Acting clearly on instinct, one security guard can be heard calling out, "Yo, somebody too big!" As though this were a mystery for the ages.
Someone call in a forklift. And get this woman some real pants and a salad while you’re at it.
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What does Newsom find funny about this? pic.twitter.com/uJwV5NJeGI