A Colorado state senator might be in for a rude awakening when he finally kicks the bucket after he declared this week that he wants to stand before “trans Jesus” when he dies.
Speaking in defense of HB 25-1312, which in part threatens to strip the custody rights of parents who refuse to “affirm” their child’s “gender identity,” bill sponsor Sen. Chris Kolker compared concerned parents to the Ku Klux Klan before saying he will be “accountable to almighty God” for “standing up for equality” - especially if he has to defend himself to “trans Jesus” one day.
“This email says, basically, ‘I’m accountable to almighty God, because I’m standing up for equality, that my decisions, one day, I will stand before him and be accountable,’” Kolker said on the state Senate floor Tuesday.
“Well, this is what I believe: Have you ever seen that movie ‘Talladega Nights’? You see that section where they’re talking around the dinner table, and they’re talking about what their favorite version of Jesus is?” he asked. “Baby Jesus, I love baby Jesus. I love Lynyrd Skynyrd Jesus when angels are behind him and the choir is singing and he’s playing ‘Free Bird.’”
“Well, on my day of judgment, I might be standing in front of trans Jesus,” Kolker then said.
Colorado State Senator says that when he dies he wants to stand before "trans Jesus"
— MRCTV (@mrctv) May 7, 2025
This is perverse on every levelpic.twitter.com/GpCpYQZpmt
I have a feeling that day isn't going to go very well for him.