Boy Who Bit Pop Tart Into Shape of Gun Has Suspension Upheld

danjoseph | March 5, 2015
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The Maryland State Board of Education has upheld the suspension of the second grader who bit his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun in 2013.


A message needs to be sent to every little monster out there that making anything that even resembles a gun is dangerous and harmful to the community.  For example, the state of Maryland where this young man was suspended is shaped LIKE A GUN.  No wonder this kid was so misguided!  Those borders should be altered immediately! 

For those of you who are just too stupid to understand the dangers of non-lethal inanimate objects that are shaped like guns, MRCTV has put together this video so that you morons finally understand that when liberals do this kind of thing, they are simply looking out for us.  Because let's face it, we're just a bunch a dummies who don't understand the true dangers of simulated pastry violence. 

But some gun happy, bible toting states just aren't getting the message.  Now those Republican gun nuts in the Nevada legislature have introduced a bill that would  would "legalize Pop-Tart guns, finger guns and other non-lethal non-firearms in the state’s elementary schools."


Look at this picture.  You're telling me that Pop-Tart guns aren't a threat to our children?  How can you live with yourself?  If I were you I'd go outside, take a Pop Tart, bite it into the shape of a gun and stick it right in your mouth.