The 5 Dumbest Tweets of the Week

danjoseph | March 13, 2015
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Tweets, Tweets, Tweets! Dumb Tweets! Some dumber than others, but each week MRCTV tries to pick out the best of the lot.  Here are our picks for this week.


....and with no place to go.  Not since his show on MSNBC got canceled.  You walked right into that one didn't you Mia?



First, I'd like to point out what a great screen shot of the Vine that was attached to this Tweet I got, because it makes it look like the First Lady is trying to learn how to read.  That aside, Michelle Obama will always be remembered as the First Lady who made school lunches suck.  So here's an idea, make the visit to the school that wins a town hall style Q&A.  

'Excuse me, Mrs. Obama, can you explain why you're making me eat THIS every day?':

Yum.  Oh Look!  Taco Tuesday!



 Well OBVIOUSLY the two things are related!  Here's another one. On the very day that Obamacare was signed into law a 'Wiccan' woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico stabbed a man with a ceremonial Wiccan knife after the man refused to have sex with her?  Coincidence?  Hell no!  Injustice is connected.





Writer, Director and Funny or Die Creator, Adam McKay is asking a question that a lot of liberals are asking these days and he deserves an answer to his moronic inquiry.

Treason is defined as: "The betrayal of one's own country by waging war against it or by consciously or purposely acting to aid its enemies.” It is punishable by death.

The letter that the 47 Republican senators wrote to the Iranian government was a warning to our enemy that essentially said that even if President Obama does make a dumb deal that makes it easier for the Mullahs to make a nuclear weapon, that a future president will hopefully stop them.  That's not aiding our enemies.  It's sending them a message that some in congress will do everything in their power to stop their dangerous behavior in order to keep America and its allies secure.  

So, while you may disagree with the decision to send the letter, there is no doubt that they were not actively trying to help Iran in their mission to achieve nuclear dominance in the Middle East.  

If Mr. McKay had lived 5,000 years ago, his job in the village would have been to test which mushrooms the village could and couldn't eat.



Yoko Ono is the Paris Hilton of her day. She married into rock and roll royalty and as a result has a built-in audience for her terrible "art" and vocal performances. (Yes. Paris Hilton released an album. It was way better than anything Yoko Ono ever recorded.)

So it's picture of an Apple with a sign that describes what it is.  An Apple.  Now perhaps it's a reference to the Beatles' Apple record label which Yoko Ono, ironically, helped destroy.  Or perhaps it's just a damn apple on a glass table.  Either way it shows you the kinds of things you can get away with if you know the right people.  It's like being married to the president of the United States and then using that as a platform to have your own political career.  

Here's some of Yoko's other work that would never have been permitted to be created had she not hooked up with John Lennon.

Yup.  Those are some big piles of dirt.  Open up your minds people! "Art" is whatever you want it to be.  For instance, I made this masterpiece the other day: 

ART! Now where's my New York gallery showing?



I know that this is more than a week old, but it is such great representation of the modern left's mindset that I simply had to include it.

Scott Walker has made a name for himself by busting unions that take advantage of workers, makes them pay expensive dues whether they want to or not and cost taxpayers millions of dollars.  According to Warren, teachers and firefighters aren't individuals.  They are no more than a collective.  Their unions define them. Not their hard work, love of their careers and the ways in which they help their fellow citizens.  And according to Squaw Warren, Scott Walker hates every single one of them. they are his "enemies."

Prior to the 2010 midterm elections, President Obama said this in a radio interview on Univision:

“If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, ‘We’re going to punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,’ if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s going to be harder and that’s why I think it’s so important that people focus on voting on November 2.”  

So, President Obama sees opponents of illegal immigration as his "enemies"? Maybe we should take a closer look at the President's friends.  Oh, wait!  We already did that.

That's it for this week.  Keep the Tweets coming dummies. And, to quote one of the presidents friends, "God Damn America!"


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