The 5 Dumbest Liberal Tweets of the Week

danjoseph | December 5, 2014

Hey boys and girls! This week was a big one for dumb liberal tweets, but here are the poorly thought out Twitter outbursts that we judged to be the five dumbest.

Let's start this week's list off with a Tweet from The White House itself. Yes. Apparently, buildings can Tweet.

 

 Now "everybody is our kid?"  Oh boy!  That sounds expensive!  I better get my Christmas shopping started early this year. 

Let's be honest, Silverman has always been more crude than funny.  But Plastic surgery can take you a long way in the entertainment industry. Still,  I'm impressed with Silverman's ability to string together two classic liberal whining points in one coherent thought. The plight of the Native Americans--which had nothing to do with the first Thanksgiving--AND consumerism. At least it sounds like a swipe at Black Friday shoppers. Of course, when you're a rich celebrity you really have no need for good holiday shopping deals. On the other hand, I haven't seen Silverman in anything besides crude YouTube PSA's for liberal causes recently, so maybe she could use a few discounts when it comes to her gift buying this season.  

I'm sorry.  Did Jesse Jackson just reference civil rights hero Rosa Parks and the 2014 St. Louis Rams in the same tweet? That's about as idiotic as it would be if I referenced Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King in the same tweet. 

I agree.  It would be awesome if Elizabeth Warren was the Democratic nominee for president in 2016. Not only would she be the first Native American on a major party ticket, but It would essentially ensure that a Republican would win the White House. Keep on fighting Mark!

If I woke up on Christmas morning and found Obamacare under my tree, I'd change religions.  Here's a better gift idea, Mr. President.  How about giving the original plans that millions of Americans lost because of Obamacare back to people for Christmas? You can dress up Jonathan Gruber in a Santa suit and send him down their chimneys.  Actually, maybe that's not such a great idea.  If people knew he was coming they would probably make sure to keep their fireplaces going on Christmas eve.  That or put immense amounts of laxative in the cookies that they left out for him.  

That's all for this week folks!  As Christmas gets closer, I'm sure there will be loads of dumb celebrity tweets filling up my stocking.Sharing them will be my gift to all of you.  I'm like the Santa Claus of dumb liberal tweets.  

Have a great weekend!