Margaret Thatcher once wisely said, "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
Clearly having missed that memo, hundreds of thousands of women (along with a few guys and some poor children who could probably file child abuse suits) took to the streets of Washington, D.C. and dozens of other cities Saturday to protest President Donald Trump, assert their "rights" and generally trash the streets while accomplishing...well, nothing, actually.
And when they weren't violating the public's eardrum with repetitive and senseless chants, they held up thousands of repetitive and senseless signs. Because nothing says "respect me" quite like a cartoon vagina flipping the bird.
Seriously. That was a sign.
Here are a few of the more vulgar, ridiculous and/or just plain stupid displays we came across. Scroll on through, and sorry about your eyes.
1. We call this one "Vagina Face."
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2. Just some feminists, keeping it classy.
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3. What's a leftist rally without some white guilt?
(Photo credit: Ashley Rae, MRCTV)
4. Pretty sure God didn't have anything to do with it.
(Photo credit: Brittany Hughes, MRCTV)
5. A fine example of all that liberal tolerance, right here.
(Photo credit: Ashley Rae, MRCTV)
6. The only time liberals are family-friendly is when they bring their children to vulgar and profane rallies.
(Photo credit: Ashley Rae, MRCTV)
7. Ok, so this one isn't a sign. But seriously?
(Photo credit: Ashley Rae, MRCTV)
8. We honestly didn't know how to caption this one.
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9. For women who were so offended by that word, they sure used it a lot.
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10. We weren't aware men didn't pay for their own razors.