PETER OGBURN (13 March 2013): Bill I’ve got the smoke cam up right now, the Vatican smoke cam a live static shot of the chimney on top of the Vatican. As of right now it is inactive.
BILL PRESS: Oh no, no smoke?
PETER OGBURN: No smoke right now.
BILL PRESS: We had some black smoke last night.
PETER OGBURN: You did have black smoke yesterday afternoon.
DAN HENNING: Can I suggest something to the Catholic Church?
BILL PRESS: What if it comes up red smoke? What would they do?
DAN HENNING: Boy!
BILL PRESS: If it’s not black or white, or blue.
PETER OGBURN: I know if it’s pink, if it’s purple you just won Prince tickets.
BILL PRESS: or blue?
PETER OGBURN: If it’s purple you just won Prince tickets, but I don’t know what happens if it’s something other than white or blue.
DAN HENNING: One would think that the Catholic Church could be a little more green than pumping a plume of black smoke into the air to announce a new Pope.
BILL PRESS: Putting these chemicals in the air.
DAN HENNING: Yeah.
BILL PRESS: In the smoke.
PETER OGBURN: So I don’t understand, they actually burn the Pope’s inside there?
DAN HENNING: They burn the Cardinals that don’t make it.
BILL PRESS: The one who gets the least number of votes.
PETER OGBURN: They burn them.
BILL PRESS: Yeah they burn them. Right yeah right.
PETER OGBURN: That makes sense.
Unpopular Cardinals Are Burned Alive After Vote: Libtalk Morons
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