Unpopular Cardinals Are Burned Alive After Vote: Libtalk Morons

radioeq | March 13, 2013
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PETER OGBURN (13 March 2013): Bill I’ve got the smoke cam up right now, the Vatican smoke cam a live static shot of the chimney on top of the Vatican. As of right now it is inactive.

BILL PRESS: Oh no, no smoke?

PETER OGBURN: No smoke right now.

BILL PRESS: We had some black smoke last night.

PETER OGBURN: You did have black smoke yesterday afternoon.

DAN HENNING: Can I suggest something to the Catholic Church?

BILL PRESS: What if it comes up red smoke? What would they do?

DAN HENNING: Boy!

BILL PRESS: If it’s not black or white, or blue.

PETER OGBURN: I know if it’s pink, if it’s purple you just won Prince tickets. 
 
BILL PRESS: or blue?

PETER OGBURN: If it’s purple you just won Prince tickets, but I don’t know what happens if it’s something other than white or blue.

DAN HENNING: One would think that the Catholic Church could be a little more green than pumping a plume of black smoke into the air to announce a new Pope.

BILL PRESS: Putting these chemicals in the air.

DAN HENNING: Yeah.

BILL PRESS: In the smoke.

PETER OGBURN: So I don’t understand, they actually burn the Pope’s inside there?

DAN HENNING: They burn the Cardinals that don’t make it.

BILL PRESS: The one who gets the least number of votes.

PETER OGBURN: They burn them.

BILL PRESS: Yeah they burn them. Right yeah right.

PETER OGBURN: That makes sense.