Real IRS Problem: It's Understaffed! - Crazy Libs

RANDI RHODES (20 May 2013): How small, how tiny are you that you are always in fear that another man might be larger? This is nothing but envy of the worst sort. Um, the IRS is not too large; in fact, the problem is exactly the opposite as it typically is when Republicans state it. Problem is that they only had 200 workers to handle 70,000 applications a year. The problem is that exponentially, the number of people applying for this privileged status in the tax code went from a thousand different organization to a hundred and thirty nine thousand different organizations. So the problem is the opposite of what Dave Camp fears and that is that this man before me is too large. No, this man before you is as small as you! Except he's come to uh understand he's accountable for his smallness! And you will never be accountable for the tininess of you! The smallness of you!