2012 Election "Welcome to the Main Event"

TootsSweet | August 26, 2012
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Copyright 2012 Toots Sweet

 

This is the epic battle depicting our struggles within and the decisions  we make everyday that shape who we are through personal responsibility or the lack there of, choosing between left and right , right and wrong, good and evil, goes like this…

 

Walking minding my business

a cutie crept up from behind

I couldn't resist this

SELF CONTROL or CURIOSITY  

who’s gonna win this

come on place your bets

the main event don't miss this.

SUCKER PUNCHED self control lied on the mat that dirty rat curiosity done killed the cat

it was a sneak attack… but he died swiftly

 

Are you a contender or a pretender y

ou gotta be the man

stand up and defend her

 

Flipping through the NY Times

I gotta find a job but I'm to qualified MOTIVATION or PROCRASTONY  

which one will win this 

come on place your bet

the main event don't miss this

UPPERCUT and motivation fell to the street procrastiny just knocked out all of his front teeth motivation bowed his head

and threw the towel in defeat

why do today what you can do tomorrow

when you can sit back beg and borrow

 

Are you a contender or a pretender

you gotta be the man

stand up and defend her

 

Welcome to the main event.

 

Living off the government dole

like two lost soles swinging in a fish bowl AMBITION or DEPENDENCY

which one will win this

come on place your bet

the main event don't miss this…

COLD COCKED ambition fell into despair

while dependency was chillin

in his lazy chair

still collecting welfare

bitchin bout how life ain’t fair

 

Are you a contender or a pretender

you gotta be the man

stand up and defend her

 

Kicking back watching the flat screen

serfing through the channels

political pundits all I see

PROPAGANDA or INTEGRITY

whose gonna win this 

come on place your bet

the main event don't miss this.

LEFT HOOK integrity got hit in the jaw

from the shot heard around the world

he never saw coming from a south paw

looks like i picked another bloody loser

bettin on the media will do that to ya

 

Are you a contender or a pretender

you gotta be the man

stand up and defend her

 

welcome to the main event

 

WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT

ladies and gentlemen in the left corner

holding the tittle 4 years in a row

with an unemployment rate over

8 and a half percent without

ever being knocked down

wearing the rainbow colored trunks

with the embroidered hammer and cycle  

weighing in at 17 trillion hundred pounds representing oppression all over the world

and the international community

 from Washington D-Sleazy

the dope of hope

let’s give it up for TYRANNY 

 

and ladies and gentlemen his challenger

this evening in the right corner

wearing the red white and blue trunks

fighting for freedom for over 236 years

and counting representing WE THE PEOPLE weighing in at over 350,000,000 strong

let’s give it up for LIBERTY

 

Taxes without representation

class warfare gives me agitation 

TYRANNY or LIBERTY

which one will win this

come on place your bet

the main event don't miss

this BITCH SLAPPED tyranny

got put in his place

liberty just wiped that filthy smile

right off his face

along with the bad taste

tyranny had lingering

upon the human race

chalk this one up for the good guys

 

Welcome to the main event