Topics in today's show:

-- Tax day

-- China holds more US debt than initially reported

-- Man arrested vacuuming quarters out of washing machines

-- FBI mole in ABC News?

-- Trump to Obama: you lie!

-- Portugal wants a bailout

-- Texas to raise its speed limit to 85

-- Esquire: 30 Rock's Katrina Bowden the 'sexiest woman alive'

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

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