GAVRIEL SWERLING, The Foundry 

In recent years, this country has been plagued with an epidemic of over-achieving teenage entrepreneurs who refuse to waste their youth sitting in their parents' basements playing video games. These youths are entering the marketplace in droves to peddle hot dogs and lemonade without any thought to what that kind of competition might do to established local restaurants. 

Thankfully, local governments have begun standing up to these young troublemakers and have finally started enacting protectionist ordinances to rein in the entrepreneurial spirits and financial responsibility of these rebels.