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The Simpsons Just DESTROYED Crybaby College Kids, and It's Hilarious

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I don’t watch the Simpsons. As a general rule, I think it’s ridiculously stupid. Sorry. 

That aside, the infamously irreverent adult cartoon recently aired an episode I can officially get behind – one that openly mocked moronic crybaby college students who'd rather parade around campus in nipple-holed t-shirts stained with fake period blood while decrying the binary cisgendered patriarchy than do things like, say, LEARN HISTORY.

In the episode, a generous benefactor shows up at Yale University prepared to write the Ivy League school a big fat check.

“I’d like to endow a Department of Nuclear Plant Management,” he states.

“Wonderful! Of course, we can’t do nuclear,” a school official responds.

“Our students are highly entitled wusses,” another employee chimes in.

The first guy suggests, instead, that the donor put his money toward “identifying a chair in the non-narrative cinema of self-identified pansexuals.”

“We also need more deans to decide which Halloween costumes are appropriate,” the second adds.

“Eight deans should do it,” the first agrees, just before a bunch of entitled “students” show up with a whole new list of demands.

The whole exchange is deliciously mocking, refreshingly non-P.C., and just plain hilarious. I deperately hope it triggers someone.