Hey boys and girls!
It was a bit of a slow news week what with media hyperventilating over an epic snowstorm that decided not to show up. But that didn't stop liberals from their Tweeting duties. Here are the 5 best/dumbest that we found on the Interwebs this week.
First, off the Democrats have a special surprise for anyone who wants to donate some money to the party. Assuming that you still have some money left that the Party hasn't already legislated out of your income.
It's a nice gesture (because who wouldn't want a reminder that Obama is always in you're wallet?) But as we all know, there is ALREADY an official membership card of the Democratic Party:
This week, news came out of Hollywood announcing a reboot of the "Ghostbusters" franchise featuring females in the lead roles. Roseanne Barr wanted in on that action!
Insert obligatory Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man joke here________________
Okay, so the following is ONE four-part Tweet. So, I don't want to hear any whining that the title of this post is misleading because technically there are more than 5 individual Tweets. It's my article, so I make the rules!
Anyway, after criticizing the role of snipers in war zones last week, Michael Moore--Also likely to be up for the "Stay-Puft" role in the new Ghostbusters film--decided to double down by bringing Jesus into the debate:
Liberals have this strange habit of defending their points of view by claiming that Jesus Christ would agree with them instead of with Conservatives who they assume all worship Jesus. For example:
Moore is a Catholic and it's not my place to question his personal understanding of his religious beliefs. But if we're talking about things that Jesus wouldn't do, based on my knowledge of the Bible, he probably wouldn't live in a massive mansion like this:
And he probably wouldn't let his net worth accumulate to $50 Million, without giving most of it away to the poor. Jesus probably wouldn't get divorced either. But I honestly have no idea what Jesus wouldn't do, because I'm not Jesus! Neither is Michael Moore or Chris Kyle. Only Jesus was Jesus and I'm pretty sure that's kind of the whole point.
But it really is a nice house. Jesus was a carpenter. Do you think Moore would let Jesus work on it if he was non-union?
I mean, honestly, Cher has a lot of credibility on this one. If anyone knows about "obnoxious" it's her. Her expertise is appreciated in this case. Guess I'll have to vote for the totally un-obnoxious Democratic candidate if Christie gets the nomination. But the 2016 election really doesn't matter because apparently we're all going to be dead a few years later, anyway.
Well, crap! That doesn't sound good. Salon's tweets are very hard for their staff to write since the raw anger that they feel towards the Koch Bros. leads to foaming at the mouth and slippery keyboards. But, if Salon really believes that the Kochs' impact on the 2016 election is going to be "planetary disaster" I would offer up that now would be a good time for a left-wing contingency plan to go into effect, where money is raised in order for the entire American left to go live on the moon. I know at least one liberal who's ready.
That's all for this week everyone. Please keep us posted on any dumb Tweets you may come across in your travels and a big hat tip to Twitchy for collecting the Michael Moore tweets!
-Dan