If you believe the headlines, virtually all of the world’s ills could be solved by stopping the planet from its alleged warming.
A review of the past couple of years of headlines from The Drudge Report shows how “global warming” is being scapegoated at every opportunity.
It’s being blamed for a variety of weather problems, including colder weather:
- PAPER: 'There's growing evidence that global warming driving crazy winters'...
- 'Global warming' would cause major increase in lightning strikes...
- Scientist: 'Warming' will become so bad 'It will be functionally impossible to be outside'...
- STUDY: Global warming could jeopardize future winter games...
Then, there’s the flesh-eating bacteria claim:
Health Official Warns: 'Global Warming' Making Flesh-Eating Bacteria More Common...
Apparently, even efforts to stock up on stock up on bread and milk at the grocery store prior to a snow storm will be impacted by global warming:
Loaves of bread 'will shrink due to global warming'...
Humans will mutate, become stupider, less faithful and more financially irresponsible – and even their pets are suffering psychological harm – the headlines warn:
- 'Global warming' could cause humans to develop webbed feet...
- GORE: 'Global warming' making people dumber...
- Now 'Global Warming' to Blame For Infidelity!
- 'Global warming' blamed for surge in pet depression...
- S&P: 'Global warming' will harm sovereign credit worthiness...
Finally, this headline may be the most extravagant global warming claim:
FLASHBACK: Scientist Declared 'Global Warming' Caused Hitler...
So, while milder winters were once considered a blessing, they're now despised for being a sign of the apocalypse.
Just imagine the Utopia man must've been living in before he invented the motor car. Oh, wait...
Editor's Add-On: Based on today's headlines, we appear to be safe from the ravages of global warming - at least, for the time being: