If you're familiar with my Man on the Street and protest-coverage videos, then you know that my primary function as an employee of MRCTV is showing how dumb people are. I'm in the "exposing stupidity" business. A lot of people ask me how I can do this without my head exploding or completely losing faith in mankind, but I'm completely numb to it at this point.
Thankfully, with dumb Tweets, I don't have to seek out the dumb. The dumb comes directly to my Twitter feed. Here are some of the dumb things that soiled my computer screen this week.
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Anjem Choudary is a British Muslim social and political activist who supports turning the entire western world into a Sharia-compliant Islamic republic. Here, he lists some of the things that will have to go once the flag of ISIS is flying over the White House. I had to look up his ban of "freemixing," which means that men and women would not be able to interact with each other in public. Choudary would ban a lot of great stuff, but I noticed that there was one thing that wasn't included on the list. Apparently, some types of freemixing remains protected under Islamic law.
WELL THAT'S A RELIEF!!!
To be fair, there is some disagreement among Islamic scholars as to whether the Qur'an actually permits hot, man-on-goat action. But, there's also some disagreement as to whether it prohibits blowing people up if they disagree with you, so the Islamic scholars are still working hard to figure some of this stuff out.
However, goat love was not mentioned in Choudary's Tweet, so all you fanatical Jihadists can probably rest easy. All your bestiality needs will continue to be met for the foreseeable future.
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From the crack journalistic squad that brought you the fake UVA rape story and the hunky Dzhokhar Tsarnaev cover, comes this insightful piece of political analysis. It's OVER Governor Walker! How can you possibly win now? Not only has a powerful union boss, who has spent the last 5 years trying (and failing) to get you kicked out of office, just criticized you without providing any context, but you also have no chance of receiving the valuable Rolling Stone presidential endorsement.
I would just end your campaign now, governor. You can't fight back against the one-two punch of these two highly respected liberal mouthpieces. You have been clearly been "destroyed."
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I have never seen a guy so excited about getting a "shout out" from the guy who fired him. (Technically, he resigned, but we all know what that means in Washington DC.)
More pandering from Hillary on the next page.
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Really, Mia? Did you miss the entire period of time between 2001 and 2009 when George W. Bush was the object of perpetual outrage coming from the left? You're 70 years old, so I'm guessing you caught some of it.
This tweet is an attack on reporter Major Garret who had the audacity to ask President Obama why he didn't try to negotiate the release of 4 American hostages being held in Iran as part of the deal that his administration just brokered with Iran. HOW DARE HE QUESTION DEAR LEADER??!!!
I'm guessing that Farrow does, in fact, have sever memory problems. After all, she still seems to think that Woody Allen is the father of her son, Ronan Farrow. I'll let you make the call on that one.
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We all remember this nut. She's the former congresswoman who punched a Capitol Hill security guard when she was stopped after not being recognized by security. She was not immediately recognized due to a new hairstyle and failure to wear her pin that serves as a way for security to identify members of the House of Representatives. She's also a 9/11 Truther. (No shock there.)
This Tweet echoes a very common liberal position that calls for the creation of a "Department of Peace." This idea is idiotic because the State Department is the department of the government that focuses on diplomacy.The entire point of diplomacy is to achieve peace without resorting to the use of force. For all intents and purposes, the State Department IS the department of peace.
But, McKinney thinks that changing the department's name will have some sort of impact when it comes to dealing with our radical Islamic enemies who definitely didn't do 9/11.
Okay Cynthia, while we're renaming federal departments and agencies, here are a few other suggestions.
Rename the Federal Reserve "Magic Money Printing Land."
The IRS could be renamed "The Department of Undermining Your Political Enemies."
The Justice Department? Nah! How about the "Department of Justice for Our Favored Constituencies, But Not for People We Don't Like."
Finally, a much better name for the State Department these days would be the "Department of Email Destruction."
Speaking of which.......
DISHONORABLE MENTION
She can dodge sniper fire that doesn't even exist!
She can make emails disappear forever!
She can turn a U.S. embassy into a flaming pile of rubble!.
She's a woman! She's Bill's Wife! IT'S PANTSUIT GIRL!
Coming soon to an election near you.
