Let’s be honest - Hollywood is hardly the place most normal people look to for fashion advice. And even among Tinseltown’s copious self-aggrandizing events, the Met Gala stands out as a particularly bizarre display of flesh, debauchery, and weirdness. This year’s showcase was no exception, and featured more than a few grown men in floral skirts, sweeping trains, and even bridal veils.
Yes, I said grown men.
And according to GQ Magazine, it’s all the absolute height of style for a dude to walk around with a pansy bouquet.
Unfortunately for the world and anyone with eyeballs, this was just the start. Here just a few of the looks the femme boy brigade thinks you should be gushing over:
Here’s Alton Mason (Don’t know? That’s fine.)
The mesh. The tie. The look! Alton Mason is working this Thom Browne fit on the #metgala carpet. See more looks from the night here: https://t.co/Qw0HPyCpDj pic.twitter.com/oFNHGY9fw4
— GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) May 6, 2024
This…er…"guy" is Gustav Magnar Witzoe, and he’s a billionaire from Norway. Proof that all the money in the world can’t overcome stupidity.
No one:
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) May 6, 2024
Gustav Magnar Witzøe, the Salmon King of Norway: pic.twitter.com/sF6nyOZjdT
Here’s Dan Levy.
On theme at the #MetGala, Dan Levy arrives in a flower suit ready for "The Garden of Time" pic.twitter.com/UAkKD820zt
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) May 6, 2024
And "Bad Bunny."
How about this man. Bad bunny is rocking at met gala. Only his fans are allowed to like this post ..!!#MetGalapic.twitter.com/p8rTlzLesA
— STONKS MAN (@STONKS_IU) May 7, 2024
And Eddie Redmayne.
OMEGA at the Met Gala. Our global ambassador Eddie Redmayne goes for a Seamaster Aqua Terra Shades. https://t.co/DSapkIVNNi#OMEGA #MetGala #EddieRedmayne pic.twitter.com/Mx9u8FGtsJ
— OMEGA (@omegawatches) May 7, 2024
But hey, if you need a palate cleanser, here’s Chris Hemsworth looking classy.
Chris Hemsworth's #MetGala 2024 suit will break hearts beyond repair. One, because it's Tom Ford, and two, because it's the stuff of 80s Miami heartthrobs. Full outfit break down: https://t.co/A94AZtVwbH pic.twitter.com/D6zLOdZa7Z
— British GQ (@BritishGQ) May 6, 2024