Hollywood's 'Best Dressed Men' At the Met Gala Aren't Very Manly At All

Brittany M. Hughes | May 7, 2024

Let’s be honest - Hollywood is hardly the place most normal people look to for fashion advice. And even among Tinseltown’s copious self-aggrandizing events, the Met Gala stands out as a particularly bizarre display of flesh, debauchery, and weirdness. This year’s showcase was no exception, and featured more than a few grown men in floral skirts, sweeping trains, and even bridal veils.

Yes, I said grown men.

And according to GQ Magazine, it’s all the absolute height of style for a dude to walk around with a pansy bouquet.
 

GQ

Unfortunately for the world and anyone with eyeballs, this was just the start. Here just a few of the looks the femme boy brigade thinks you should be gushing over:

Here’s Alton Mason (Don’t know? That’s fine.)


This…er…"guy" is Gustav Magnar Witzoe, and he’s a billionaire from Norway. Proof that all the money in the world can’t overcome stupidity.

Here’s Dan Levy.

And "Bad Bunny."

And Eddie Redmayne.

But hey, if you need a palate cleanser, here’s Chris Hemsworth looking classy.